hello Everyon,
Evelyn here,
The the latest in political comedy from funny man Andy Borowitz of the Borowitz Report.
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McCain Promise Shocker
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| Winner Of The First-Ever National Press Club Award For Humor |
June 10, 2008 |
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McCain Vows to Campaign in All Thirteen Colonies
Kicks Off Contest in Dominion of Virginia
Republican presidential nominee John McCain officially kicked off his general election campaign today, promising to bring his race for the White House to "all thirteen colonies."
At a campaign stop in the Dominion of Virginia, Sen. McCain said that if his Democratic opponent, Sen. Barack Obama, takes any of the thirteen colonies for granted, "he doth so at his peril."
Sen. McCain made his remarks in the Dominion of Virginia, which many McCain advisers concede will be a key colony in the fall election.
But in announcing his 13-colony strategy, Sen. McCain appeared to give notice that he intends to contest such traditional Democratic strongholds as the Province of Massachusetts Bay.
In the conclusion of his remarks, Sen. McCain vowed that his campaign would employ "the latest technology" to spread his message across the thirteen colonies.
"We will use the telegraph key, the carrier pigeon, and the pony," he said.
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Andy with Jeffrey Toobin and Joy Behar - October 22 - Half-price Tickets!
Andy hosts "Countdown to the Election, with special guests Joy Behar (The View) and Jeffrey Toobin (CNN, bestselling author of "The Nine") at the 92nd Street Y in NYC on October 22 at 8 PM. Half-price tickets for students! For tickets go to www.92y.org.
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